How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
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The cats of America are under siege!
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country’s defense by helping to prepare our nation’s cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”
Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
From the Publisher
Publisher : Crown; Illustrated edition (October 4, 2016)
Language : English
Paperback : 144 pages
ISBN-10 : 045149492X
ISBN-13 : 978-0451494924
Item Weight : 2.31 pounds
Dimensions : 5.46 x 0.34 x 8.22 inches
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Customers find the humor in the book hilarious and silly. They say it contains healthy knowledge and information. Readers also mention the book is a great gift for any cat parent. They appreciate the writing style, saying it’s well-written and valuable reading for cat owners. However, some customers feel the satire is right-winged and full of conservative propaganda. Opinions differ on the value for money, with some finding it worth the money and others saying it’s trash.
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Sarah –
Great gift
Got this for a friend and itâs so silly. We love it!
caleb conant –
An Entertaining and Whimsical Guide
“How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety” is a delightful and lighthearted guide that offers a unique approach to tackling serious topics in a humorous way. This book is a refreshing and entertaining read for cat owners and enthusiasts.Engaging and Accessible Writing Style: The author skillfully combines humor and wit to deliver valuable information. The writing style is engaging and approachable, making it easy to follow along and enjoy the book’s content. It strikes a perfect balance between entertainment and providing essential guidance.Humorous Yet Thought-Provoking Topics: The book covers a range of absurd scenarios, including gun safety, that are presented with a comedic twist. It humorously highlights the importance of responsible behavior and prompts readers to think critically about various everyday situations. It cleverly uses these scenarios as a platform to discuss broader issues surrounding safety and responsibility.Quirky Illustrations: The inclusion of charming and whimsical illustrations adds an extra layer of enjoyment to the reading experience. The artwork complements the humorous tone of the book, making it even more visually appealing and memorable.Unique Concept: “How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety” stands out from traditional self-help books by presenting serious subjects through a comical lens. It takes an imaginative and unexpected approach, providing an entertaining way to address important conversations and raising awareness about responsible behavior.Light-hearted Entertainment: This book is an excellent choice for those looking for a light-hearted and amusing read. It offers a refreshing break from heavier subjects, offering a chuckle-inducing experience that is sure to bring a smile to readers’ faces.In conclusion, “How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety” is a whimsical and enjoyable guide that cleverly blends humor with important messages. It’s a must-read for cat owners seeking a unique take on responsible behavior. This book proves that learning and laughter can go hand in hand, making it a delightful addition to any bookshelf.
Kyla –
Got it as a joke, was a changed person afterwards
This book feels like a joke all around, but is written so seriously and well that it has changed my life. I bought it for my brother for the fun of it, but I read it all before giving it to him. It makes some excellent points, but the humor is throughout it all. Its not very long, but has pictures that fit with the reading well. Just fun and worth it.
Daisy –
The purrfect book!
This book is hilarious! So well written itâs almost believable. Bought one for a friend, thanks for the levity!
Joan –
Better than what I had expected.
Amazing gift, gift receiver read it, still remembers the book and recommends it.Jokes aside, everyone should read this.
jaxx –
A book with a PURRpose
This looked like a pretty dumb book, but once I saw it, I HAD to read it so I ordered myself a copy. Having finished reading it, I realized that it IS a pretty dumb book, but I had a good laugh reading it. Essentially, it’s like every insanely radical right social critic got together to write a book about raising children and some joker jumped in at the last second and switched children to cats, and then added lots of silly “purr”, “fur”, “meow” and “paws” puns and photoshopped images of cats for hilarity.The book gives different topics to raise in conversation with your cat:- Gun Safety : arm the hell out of our cats because of the 2nd Amendment- Evolution : specifically that it goes against the Bible- Abstinence : because single teen-mom kitties raise kittens who grow up to be “Meowllenials”- Online Safety : to protect them from their natural enemies, namely huge birds- Drugs : it’s how Big Pharma and “mewslims” want to weaken our country- Puberty : specifically how not to raise a “homewsexual”- Postapocalyptic Survival : or you and your cat will be killed- Satanism : specifically condemning any pop culture phenomenon that glorifies “magic”. Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty video games are fine, though.The whole thing is so close to the Alex Jones/Mark Dice/Sean Hannity/Insane Preacher/Ted Nugent rants that inspired this that it’s actually kind of sad, but is still funny. Overall, it is an insane thing to leave on your coffee table, as well as a great gag gift for people who don’t associate with either side of the partisan extreme. Right-wingers will be offended that their insane manifesto is being mocked, while extreme leftists will fail to see the satire in this, or better yet, think it’s a serious book PRETENDING to be satire. Gotta love the times we live in…
Drake –
Funny as hell and talks more than just gun safety, itâs funny and you need to get it!
Ãcaro de Souza –
This reads like a NRA pamphlet or a Facebook rant page. The edited pictures of cats are hilarious. I really liked it. I kinda expected it to be 200+ pages of meow meow meow, but this is also pretty good.
Grim Reaper –
Endlich haben meine Katzen verstanden wie sie mit Hieb, Stich und Schusswaffen umzugehen haben!
Man Of Distinction –
This was a good read,my cat is now much more well equipped and capable to deal with lifeâs many challenges and since reading this book has started attending church regularly and has won his first darts match enrolled in college and is studying archery and philosophy.
Wilson Moore –
The gun part is genuinely fun, everything else is some religious bs.